Cats & Dogs

By thecatsmother

Fire#2

We joke in the family that Mr Cats&Dogs is missing the Arson Gene, yeah, give him some dry kindling, firelighters, matches and some nicely seasoned wood, then yes, we'll have flames and warmth.

But remove one of those prime factors, add in some dodgy damp kindling, some manky tree branches from the woods and a few newspaper twists and we'd all die of hypothermia

My fire lighting skills are second to none, and this has been inherited by our offspring!

Come the apocalyptic break down of society, WE will be warm!


..and so will Mr C&D if he is nice to us.

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