Burried treasure

Part of my job involves site investigation... AKA digging holes.

Usually the client will come out at some point and offer you "a cup of tea" which is always appreciated, however this is usually just an elaborate ruse so they can practice their comedic skills...

"Have you found oil yet? Ha Ha"

I dutifully laugh, although after hearing this for the four hundredth time, I feel like cracking them over the head with the back of the shovel ... now that would be funny!

So anyway I've never found oil or gold or anything precious... but I do quite often find bottles.