Not Cucumbers

"A cucumber should be well sliced, and dressed with pepper and vinegar, and then thrown out as good for nothing."

- Samuel Johnson.

I agree wholeheartedly with Mr Johnson here: cucumber should indeed be dealt with thusly.

These, however, are not cucumbers, and should be dealt with by savage nomming - as they indeed were after mrs tsuken had roasted them to perfection along with a beautiful leg of pork.