one for the pot?

If you fancy a pheasant for dinner this weekend then feel free to give me a shout.
Garden is full of them, especially when I put out seed for the birds.
They are the dimmest of creatures, especially on the road.
I've had more than 20 at one time trying to scoff the food, much to the chagrin of the cat who, in her elderly state, gives them a wide berth

This is a bit of an emergency Blip, but you already assumed that...