Your dinner is in the dog.........

I made a big mistake today, I went to the pub for an hour with my mate but came back 3 hours later. I should have called home to say that I was having more than a couple, but the ale was going down well and we were having a good time. Not when I got home though. If we'd had a dog I'm sure my dinner would have been in it, but thankfully it was in the microwave. I ate it up quickly and went to bed with my tail between my legs. A lesson learned!