THE DEVIL'S WORK

Managed to make a sore back even sorer this morning when I stooped to inspect a bag of coursework that had been left in the school car park.

Shuffled off to the chemist to stock up on pills and heat pads, where the total bill was £6.66.

On the way back to work I came across a devils trident on the pavement.

I think I should go back to bed. Anyway, didn't I hear on the news this morning that today is the National Take a Sickie Day?