Insane about shoes

I have recently observed that Orlando's incredibly diverse range of eccentric dress-up personas are largely based around footwear.

He usually puts something on his feet and then the rest follows. I think he is mastering the art of 'stepping into someone else's shoes'.

What a thing to be able to do.

It must be such a great feeling to be someone totally different each day. He was only himself once this week and in his words was 'having a day off'.

Last night, I tried to take a leaf out of his book by wearing heels to a party. I teetered around drinking far too much Prosecco and woke up with sore feet and a banging headache.

Orlando would never use a pair of shoes so unwisely.