I did what?

Today I did the unthinkable
I joined a gym
If you knew me you'd understand
I don't exactly enjoy moving
In fact, I have spent entire days lounging on the couch watching Degrassi marathons
But I did it and I'm paying so I have to use it, right?
Let's hope this works
Because that perfect dress I just paid $200 for would look even more perfect with a flatter stomach