SPARKLING OVEN

Two hours & ten minuets, what could you do with two hours and ten minuets? I could have walked five miles in today's sunshine, listened to the birds chirping their delight at the arrival of Spring, I could have sat outside the Joiners Arms sipping ice cold Larger & watch the world go by, I could have tenderly & passionately made love to my dear wife ( mind, that would only have taken the ten minuets up!). NO, none of those things happened, I had to clean the Oven, it may now be sparkling but I'm afraid I'm not.