Another crime scene

This time it's between the Cheese and I.
I finished work very late tonight and with no much food in the fridge I decided to butcher the Cheese.
My Cholesterol is also very high, so when will my turn be?, a famous Chef said once when asked by food critics if he didn't feel guilty to use cream in all his dishes, his replied was, "All I want is for my customers to die with a smile".