When you're stuck...

When the rain and general dampness prevents staining decking, when the clients on the phone complaining stops you blipping, when the light is atrocious, when it all seems like too much trouble... grab a piece of tracing paper and out with the flash. Fold, fold, fold, flish flash flosh, bit of levels tweak. There you go, blipped!

A friend worked for someone whose catch-phrase was: "It'll do, won't do!"

Yeah, but sometimes it will.

I dreamt that Bob Dylan broke the flippy screen on my G11 last night. He apologized but I could tell he didn't regret it.