Warning!

This may well happen to your child too if you allow it to have an indoor soft play party.

Did spring really have to arrive on the very day we had committed ourselves to an afternoon of synthetic airlessness?

This was a once in a lifetime experience - he has lived the dream.

I've taken the liberty of booking a large open space for the next seven years worth of parties.

Although it pains me to admit it, it was as easy as pie and his happy little boiled face made it worth the oxygen starvation.