I'm getting old

Let me just say there is a conspiracy. I think the Internet is run by a group of Optometrist's. They secretly make the font size on the screens smaller and skinnier so that we have to go and get our eyes checked.

Doc said I need reading glasses. I did try some, and they do help quite a bit. (Bought them a pharmacy to try `em out.) That does not change the fact that there is still a conspiracy.