The Ex Factor

Been to see my ex tonight to pick up yet more 'stuff' i left behind. Surprisingly civilised and actual useful things this time as oppose to the box of rubbish i collected last time.

A colleague asked me if romance was blossoming again as i left work.

As far as I'm aware i have n't been committed to a lunatic asylum and hell has n't frozen over, so, no.

I got this sign shortly after we split up. My brother in law nearly choked when he saw it. My sister had seen it and was going to buy me it but he convinced her it was insensitive. We obviously share the same sense of humour.

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