Taking the pi**

We I hit an all time 'urine verses toilet seat' low this evening.

I have told my all male household that it is international law to lift the seat if you are a continent man or boy.

Everyone in the entire universe knows it (with the exception of Greek sailors, male train passengers in India, men who use the loo on a plane just before you do, guys in bands and anebriated blokes at festivals).

I rather pathetically installed a glittery seat to encourage a more dainty approach to toilet use.

They will appreciate it once the toilet cleaning rota is implemented.