Misguided tour

I love the thought of guided tours. I did not go on today's one in Trim Castle, Co Meath, I just took photographs of the tour instead. If any of you gave a tour you know you can say anything you like because people never remember it anyway.

Guide......The reason the castle was not finished was because the owner took out a standard variable-rate homeloan instead of a tracker mortgage and the payments ballooned out of control.