silver lining

Prepare world class poached pear tart.
Place onto backseat of Honda.
On front seat of Honda also place world class chocolate ganache double layer cake with raspberry filling.
Add extra-large world class fruit salad to front seat of Honda.
Drive with all above ingredients on American highway at 40 mph (convert to km on European highway).
With aid of bozo-brained, possibly intoxicated driver, from oncoming lane, involve said ingredients in four car, screeching, brake-pad burning, metal crunching, horrific wreck to essentially combine all said above ingredients (save pear tart) into a tartar of new age fusion cooking grace jones warm leatherette preparation performance piece.
Be removed from Honda by emergency medical personnel.
After assessment in local hospital add valium and ibuprofen and belief in higher powers.
Wait 24 hours before going to Sliver Cloud (to be re-named Silver Lining) Wrecking Company to empty Honda of aforementioned ingredients. Be declared "touched by an angel" by Ted from now renamed Silver Lining Wrecking Company.
Find and remove perfectly intact pear tart from back seat of crumpled, torn, exploded, now useless Honda.
Serve with exquisite red wine (Bogle Phantom) and count blessings.


(back blip/true story/the reason for blank blip 25 march)