Jacky's Journey

By Fudgefase

Playing Hard To Get, eh?

Corriebun is a lovely wee sweetheart bunny, always up for a cuddle and would make a brilliant house rabbit. Unfortunately, I got him thinking he was a she and he's not. He's also matured quite nicely thank you! This means that if he goes into the run, he has to be alone as all my other buns are girlies and I don't want to have to deal with the pitter patter of thirty or forty little feet (I have 5 females)... This seems sad, so I put Big Lil' in beside him this morning. She's three times his size and hard as nails. She's not particularly friendly, and weighs about the same as one of the terriers. I thought it was possible she'd put him off women for life. I thought he might be lucky to escape with his ears intact let alone any other bits) if he went near her. But no. As soon as he approached her, she pretty well threw her legs in the air yelling, "Come and get me, Big Boy'.
As he was trying to figure out which end the business end was, his femme fatale was snatched into the air (by me) and the run was divided! I'm having none of that nonsense in the garden in Morningside for goodness sake! What would the neighbours think?
So either I have the Brad Pitt/George Clooney (take your pick, or insert any other chap you'd chuck your man over for) of the bunny world, or Big Lil is just a bunny slut! Probably both!

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