Why should only women be pampered

I treated my self today to a Turkish shave and face massage
The guy had to wake me up when he was done
I was so relaxed I think I could have had teeth extracted without an injection
So thats me officially in summer time once the full beard comes off
If its good enough for one of my heroes Becks its good enough for me but dont expect to see me in a Sari, that would be a step too far.
I dont want any crap about being in touch with my feminine side OK
lol
Campbell