A moral tale.

Man puts an egg in a pan to boil for for 5 minutes.
Man logs on to blipfoto while he's waiting for egg to cook.
Man is distracted by pretty shiny things on screen.
Man returns to kitchen 40 minutes later to find pan close to melting and egg "well done"
Man is thankful he can remove evidence before wife finds out.

Phew !!

The moral of the story is; Never boil eggs and use the Internet at the same time.


Spin forward a few hours.

Wife using astonishing powers of deduction that man didn't know about discovers egg/pan disaster.
Man made to explain and feel guilty.

The real moral of the story; Never ever try to hoodwink wife.