You might be a redneck.....

....if you live in the state of West Virginia. These are signs at the local service station. I'm getting his car inspected.

The sign you can't see in this shot is a picture of a cow. The heading says "West Virginia Motorcycle". Underneath the cow, the caption reads "cowasocky". That's hillbilly humor for you.

Those "No Trespassing" signs are posted on people's property.