How long do we have to wait for our portrait?

OK, you drove up and startled us.
You rolled down your window, greeted us and put us at ease.
So, here we are, waiting for our photo-op.
Can we help it if the light is bad?
If you'd have let us know ahead of time, we might've been able to bring some floods!
As it is, you get what you get!
SMILE?
I don't think so!

The deer.