Shrek

A self portrait. Me and my swamp.

"Hey Shrek? What we gonna do when we get our swamp back?

OUR swamp?

You know when were're done rescuing the princess an' all that.

Donkey, there's no "we" there's no "our". And the first thing I'm gonna do is put a ten foot wall around ma land.

You cut me deep shrek, you cut me real deep just now. You know, I think this whole wall thing is just a way to keep somebody OUT.

Naaaaaa you think?!?

Oooooh this is another one of those onion things again.

Noooo it's one of those drop it and leave it alone things!

Why don't you wanna talk about it?

Why do you WANT to talk about it?

Why you blocking?

I'm not blocking.

Oh yes you are.

Donkey I'm warning you.

Tell me who you're trying to keep out skrek? Just tell me that. who?

EVERYONE!!! OKAY???

Ooooh NOW we're getting somewhere!"