Jarvisness

By jarvisness

Sunny afternoon

The Jarvis generally prefers to do his drinking in late-night dive bars late at night, as the Jarvis is a creature of the night - not in the vampiric sense, though. Jarvises don't hold with all this vampire bullshit that has dominated popular culture in recent years, but there may be an element of truth in the theory that wild boozing was the source of vampire myths. Heavy juicers tend to shun the sun, stay shut in their crypts during the hours of darkness and believe they have super powers when they have well and truly sated their their Damien Hirst. Anyway, vampire theories aside, here's a shot of Jarvis action in blazing sunshine and high temperatures in Brisbane, Australia. The average temperatures in Queensland are so high that it forced the introduction of the "pot", or half-pint, as the beer measure of choice - pints simply did not stay cold until the last drop, at least not until the introduction of decent air-conditioning. Jarvises generally tend to avoid smaller measures of beer as the pub tends to make more money on them, thus reducing the Jarvis's beer-to-money ratio.

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