Well, at least it smells nice.

Oh dear. We put our washing on at night to save money with our economy 7 meter. Seems the Surf has shoogled off the top of the dishwasher, fell onto the floor and cracked the lid causing this pink lagoon.

I did think it was perhaps me just being stupid and leaving the cap on loose, but I am vindicated!

Being the type of people who lack many cleaning things, and definitely do not own a mop, I had to kind of clear up the mess by trying to find any dirty washing to mop it up. Nice. Very slidey. I am amazed I haven't injured myself yet today!

In other news, it's April Fools Day! I sent a few text messages and fooled a few people. My message was:

Hi! Now, don't panic. I'm in hospital. I managed to poison myself with eating what I thought was an onion. Turns out it was a daffodil....................................................................












The doctors say I'll be out in Spring!


An oldie, but a goodie and slightly insultingly for me, verging on believable.

New work tomorrow! So am off to enjoy the rest of my day watching some Russell Brand and pottering about!