The Birds and the Bees.....

....after his unfortunate exposure to some internet 'adult content' at the house of a friend recently, we decided it prudent to teach Owen the facts about birds......and blokes too. It's vital that his point of reference about sex doesn't start with the surreal world of internet sex. Nancy explained to him how wrong internet pornography is and I stared at my shoes and agreed with her.

Later, I attended the division quiz night, where my general knowledge seemed to improve with the addition of a litre of gin.