Anyone want rhubarb?

It's Spring - the rhubarb is taking off in a big way. There is a large patch of it in our garden, planted, I assume, during the war when fresh fruit/veg was important. Every year the big rhubarb patch grows like crazy - huge leaves, about two feet (+) wide! Unfortunately we don't like rhubarb. I have a German friend who does, but there's a limit to how much she can feed her hubby without them both ending up in hospital. I have even taken to putting stalks in a bag and hanging them on the gate with 'free rhubarb' sign, but the stuff just keeps coming forth and multiplying! Any Edinburgh blippers who want rhubarb - drop me a line and they can have some later in the year!