Doctor Who And The Wine List.

The TARDIS materialises inside The Cumberland on a Sunday afternoon. The doors open and a Time Lord and his companion step outside and get the measure of the strange new world they find themselves in.

"Doctor! We've landed in a gigantic pub!"

"Sarah Jane, we have indeed. If you look carefully one can, in fact see those distant shores..."

"What shores, Doctor?"

"Aha! Since you ask..."