A question for all you parents out there

What the hell are you giving your kids to play with?

I found this in the Tesco carpark today, I'm assuming that it so terrified the child they threw it out of a car window.

Seriously it looks like a toy designed by someone on acid, just after they'd been channel hoping between Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure and Planet of the Apes. I'm assuming that it should be holding either an M16 assualt rifle or a surfboard?

If there is a parent out there who can put a name to this I'd be grateful!