No Golf!

Spotted this sign in Shephalbury Park in Stevenage.

I like the park, but quite why they need a sign like this is beyond me. It can't be the best place to play golf.

What they are saying is you can drink booze in the park. You can set benches alight. You ride mini moto bikes through the park. You can drop litter and break glass bottles.

But you ABSOLUTELY cannot play golf!