Key to the Kazi

I got caught short in Laragh on the way over to my brother's office this morning and stopped at a garage/shop to ask if they had a loo. When they put this lime green spade up on the counter I thought they wanted me to dig my own loo outside!

It certainly is a good way of ensuring that people do not go off with the key in their pocket, but I felt like a right twat going around the side with this curious item (especially since it is not summer, and there is not beach within a few miles). Perhaps I should be thankful they did not also give me a bucket!

Next time the travel mug of tea will stay at home.