Some Irish Wit & Wisdom

Came across this "little person" as i was tidying my garden this beautiful autum morning and he wanted to share a little of his Philosophy.

"Irish diplomacy" is the ability to tell a man to go to hell so that he looks forward to taking the Trip!

Irishmans Philosophy
In life there are only two things to worry about_
Either you are well or you are sick_
If you are welll there is nothing to worry about
but if you are sick there are only two things to worry about_
Either you will get well or you will die
If you get well there is nothing to worry about,
But if you die there are only two things to worry about_
either you will go to heaven or Hell_
If you go to heaven there is nothing to worry about,
And if you go to hell you`ll be so busy shaking hands with all your friends
You won`t have time to worry!!


Irish Men
There are only three kinds of Irish men who can`t understand women_
Young men,Old men,and men of middle age

have a great day wherever you may be