Ron Jeremy

So I have this thing where i name inanimate objects and anything else that doesn't have a name. Having the childish sense of humour that I do, it really entertains me and bewilders Nico, which also entertains me. When we moved in to our unit in Kirribilli I bought a Chinese happy plant and a peace lily. When i brought them home Nico told me, I wasn't to name them and that if I insisted he was going to name one. Smug that I had won i said fine. I named the peace lily Fantastia and Nico named the Chinese happy plant? That's right Ron Jeremy after the porn star. Who's the winner now i ask you?

The above is a picture of Ron looking very very poorly, I think it's terminal. I've been fighting a losing battle for a year and I've finally lost. I don't know if I over watered it, under watered it, it was pot bound, needed fertilising or what. I can't however bring myself to throw him out as there is a baby Ron growing in the bottom of the pot. Maybe there's life in the old dog yet!