Close up 4 - Knot

3 pieces of string are sitting in the house. One of them says "I fancy a drink, any of yous fancy comin' doon the pub?" "Yeah, that'd be braw, let's go.

They get down to their local, The Auld Nag. There's a sign on the door, it says, "No dogs, No children, No String"

"Uh oh" the first piece of string says, "Check out the sign, better go in one at time, less conspicuous you know, in cognito." They all agree and the first of the three go in.

He gets up to the bar and asks "Pint of 80 please". "Sorry, can't serve you, you're a piece of string, did you not see the sign on the door?"

He walks out a failure. The second piece of string goes in all confident, "Nae bother, ah'll get served." Same situation and he arrives back outside shortly.

The third piece has a wee think about it and then ties himself up, ruffles his hair and confidently walks in.

"Pint of Tetleys please."

The barman replies "Here, you look familiar. Are you a piece of string?"

The piece of string replies "No, I'm a frayed knot!" (Afraid not).....

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This is the forth in my mini series of close ups you can see the rest of them here.