Modesh

I hate this creature. He's called Modesh and is the mascot for the Dubai Summer Surprises festival every year. He used to appear everywhere in the city with his stupid yellow grin that made me want to kick him repeatedly. Today I discovered him lying on Jamies bedroom floor. I kicked him, twice.
Spent the morning at the hospital having my much dreaded check ups and scans. All is good so I'm having a drink to celebrate.