She'll let you in her house
If you come knockin' late at night
She'll let you in her mouth
If the words you say are right
If you pay the price
She'll let you deep inside
But there's a secret garden she hides
- 'Secret Garden' Bruce Springsteen

Hidden down a close off the royal mile.

I was going to be all virtuous tonight and do some study. Then the pub got mentioned. Being a student is great :D