Weekend's here

The Easter weekend looks like it's going to be a blinder. The local rag has been running a stock scare-story in the run up to the Bank Holiday as it predicts 'mayhem' on the streets of Brighton! Apparently 400,000 people, including demonstrators from a local "climate camp", will descend on us! Brilliant. Businesses will barricade their windows, cash machines will run out of cash, migrant Midlanders will run for the....Midlands.

Small time journalism at its best!