Today I Employed Magic

Today I employed magic.

Magic has been our stock since we got cognate.

Bronze age firers, Radium Madness, Derren Brown...

We are all about magic.

Or ways to fix impossible things. Like my lawn. I succumbed to the magic and bought Miracle Patchy Renew for four times the price of seed.

I want magic instead of hard work and shouting.

Just this once...Please?

JMx