The rules of drinking...

Do not drink on an empty stomach.
Do not mix wine and cocktails.
Do not start drinking at 3 in the afternoon.
Do not leave finding food till 7 olcock after already having done all of the above.
Do not carry on drinking after finding food having done all of the above.

I know all of these things. But still did it.

And the morning after I am suffering for my sins.
A lot.