10 + 1 reasons that every one needs Soft Toy

They are better listeners
They won't break up with you
They will cuddle with you even when you're sick
They would never call you fat
When you're angry you can throw them against the wall and they won't mind
You can always cry to/on them.
You never have to buy anything for them.
They never come back to haunt you.
You can trust them with everything and anything
You can take a them with you in a car and they will never call you a woman driver
They don't start rumors about you.