BOAK (Scotts for GAG)

MEGGA RANT - SORRY IF I OFFEND... UNLESS YOUR A SMELLY BUGGER TOO!

Was on the bus this morning and on gets this guy. I just knew he was gonna sit in front of me... AND HE WAS STINKIN'!

What is it with those smelly Fu***rs??? How hard is it to run a tap in the morning? And soap costs what... less than a quid in Asda? (F***n' scrubbin' brush might help too...)!

The minger was stinkin' like a dirty bed smell, and every time the bus went round a corner I got a whiff of what I could only imagine to be a smell like he hadn't wiped his ass hole in a good few months!!

Then there was the hair... slapped down flat against his head with comb marks still visible through the grease and a wee sticky-up tuft... just like they'd put spitt on it to stick it flat when they got up (ewwwww)...

Then the bus turned and the sun was beaming through my side and the smell just started baking in the heat... Then he had the audacity to 'tut' and half turn round when I started coughing!! (coughcoughmingercough) Thought I was gonna spew...

Rant over

And sorry I didn't get much commenting done yesterday, but I couldn't get onto blip last night at all x