Pre-Birds

Alleluia, Christ is risen!
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"Zerts are what I call desserts. Tray-trays are entrées. I call sandwiches sammies, sandoozles, or Adam Sandlers. Air conditioners are cool-blasterz, with a Z. I don't know where that came from. I call cakes big ol' cookies. I call noodles long-ass rice. Fried chicken is fri-fri chicky-chick. Chicken parm is chicky-chicky parm-parm. Chicken cacciatore? Chicky catch. I call eggs pre-birds, or future birds. Root beer is super water. Tortillas are bean blankies. And I call forks?. Food rakes!"

Happy Easter.
I made Bacon Chocolate Chip Pancakes this morning. Worth it.