Commando Gnome

I was out shopping today for raffle prizes for the school fayre. We've got a Spring Theme and so wanted lots of appealing garden prizes for a tombola.

Anyway, as we were shopping, this cheeky little blighter must have commando crawled his way into the shopping trolley. So I took him down to the bottom of the garden, which we all know is where the fairies live, and gave him a home there. Goodness knows where he's off to now.

The love of my life did his sternest (ie not very) frown and said darkly that two gnomes were a collection... Like that would be a *bad* thing or something. I mean, we've all been to the Gnome Reserve, haven't we? We all know that gnomes are ace. As long as they stay at the bottom of the garden...