You Plank!

What sort of idiots go to Wickes in a Ford Ka & buy 24 2.4 metre decking planks? What twits! At least we provided entertainment for the other customers.
Our friend T is going to lovingly craft our very own tribute to the creative vision of Titchmarsh, Dimmock & Walsh. Surely, the Capability Browns of our time.
Hang on! There's only 23 planks in there! We've left one in the car park! D'oh!