I AM PUREST EVIL

I devoured the whole bloody thing.

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAHAHA! HA!

She just looked at me with her Bambi-esque eyes fully deployed.

Dog-Bambi: Can I have a little bit?

Moi: No you can not. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAA!

Dog-Bambi: Pweeeeeeeeeeeeeese?

Moi: Sorry could you repeat the question? I couldn't hear you above all the chewing. AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAA!

Dog-Bambi: I'm soooooooo hungry......[hunger-pain noise-fest begins].


What a burger! A venison burger no less! Sooooo good.

I was told it was an expensive burger. At least I think that's what they meant when they said it was "dead dear".

Sorry Bambi!

AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Toodle-pip