and now it's time for 'Wildlife on One'

voice of Sir David Attenborough (for it is he)

"And in spring the rains give way to drought, and wild animals, including tigers, are forced into entering the villages to scavenge for food. The locals clear the streets and flee in fear for their lives."

What actually happened was just earlier this evening I was heading down to Gifford to sign up to play for the village cricket team this summer, when I spotted this cat climbing into the litter bin. Abandoning my car mid-road, I leapt out carrying a DSLR that conveniently had a zoom lens attached. There's a bit of camera shake because I was sniggering when the cat was disturbed and haughtily looked around at me.