Taking the Pith

Met Herr Lieberschtinkel for breakfast
He found a £20 note on path while I pee'd in the bushes
Later, watched a fat woman order a huge lunch then run out to puke
Read a profile on Tomi Ungerer and wonder why he's so famous
Resort to the Sardine Factory and continue work on this drawing
Watched News at Ten and threw a sock at telly