Things that annoy me No.1

...as the Psychotic Car Rammer of Old London Town bore down he suddenly noticed the "child on board" sign and, yanking on his steering wheel, cleared his intended victim by inches. "Drat and damn those meddling superfluous car sticker manufacturers! Foiled again!" he thought and drove off to look for a warning sign-free motorcyclist to ram.
Oh you great baby/child/frail old lady/stupid person on board sticker! Where would we be without you? Another victory against the evil Psychotic Car Rammer of Old London Town!