The Mind of a Child...

Bethany reckons that if she puts my hat on and my shoes (my size 12 hiking boots as they were at the time, oh yes, she wasn't the most graceful of children), she then becomes daddy. If only it were that easy.

The weirdness just didn't stop there either. She decided that I work in Spain and so this her getting her boat across to go to work. She is at this moment in the process of catching the biggest fish by using cheese as bait.

I'm not entirely sure what Ewan's role in all this was as he was crawling around the floor/sea at this point.

I love the mind of a child.