Chemical Warfare

MIKE: Vyvyan, if you can't keep control of your socks, you shan't be allowed to have any!

[The sock attacks Neil, who jumps out of the way]

NEIL: Help! I'm being hassled by a killer sock!

[Vyv begins hitting the sock with a cast-iron frying pan]

NEIL: Kill...Kill...Kill...Kill...

RICK: [coming in from upstairs] Oh, that's nice talk coming from a vegetarian!

NEIL: Socks aren't vegetables, man, they should be wiped out!

RICK: I hope you're satisfied, Doctor Neil Goebels! It's dead now.

[Respectfully, Rick removes his hat. Vyv hits him on the head with the frying pan]

VYVYAN: Rick, it was a mercy killing.